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Murder Mystery Archive

From 2004 to 2009 I hosted hundreds of Interactive Murder Mystery events across Australia as various ridiculous characters. My favourite was the bumbling Inspector Clu d'Eau. I closed the business so that I could go travelling but check out the photo galleries for some great moments.

Dog Humping Cat

This is a funny little video I recorded of two of our pets "Magro" the dog humping "Tiger" the cat. Both animals are male. So far it has had 655,891 views since it was posted on 2nd January 2007.

Dreaming, Waiting

This is a short story I wrote during my 12th year of high school. It got me into the finals of the Sydney Morning Herald/Apple Computer Young Writer of the Year 1995 competition. And so, with some hesitation, I thought I'd share.

Warning on New Sex Position

Hospital emergency wards have been inundated with injuries resulting from a completely new sex position. Despite strong warnings by medical authorities, couples continue to risk compound fractures and permanent disability.

Get Ready for Love!

A non-comprehensive collection of hints, tips and soapbox advice for those lonely hearts out there who are looking for that someone special.

In this article, Dr John offers some helpful suggestions on how to prepare yourself before you step out into the big world looking for love and companionship.